Welp I still suck at doing this. It was larger when I was making it.

Here is my Artemis Fowl fancast. Since you can’t read the words, here they are:

Asa Butterfield as Artemis Fowl

Angel Coulby as Holly Short

Jason Statham as Domovoi Butler

Chloe Moretz as Juliet Butler

Katie McGrath as Opal Koboi

Lee Arenberg as Mulch

James McAvoy as Foaly

Benedict Cumberbatch as Artemis Fowl Senior

Robert de Niro as Julius Root

Annasophia Robb as Minerva Paradizo

Patrick J Adams as Trouble Kelp

Rupert Grint as Grub Kelp